Single Gray Bicycle looking for Multi-Colored Paint Job. Must Like Chain-Whips, and Lawyer-Lips.

so, im just about done with the new ride (just need to put on the crank, and sort out a seat post), but i havent decided on paint yet.

of course, my first inclination was to get some 'freaky fly sompin proper from a paint shop' goin on, but the slickness of a nice ride makes me nervous; living in city means ali baba's 1001 arabian city theives. (well ok, they could be, like, nigerian, or french, or english, or polish or whatever. but yeah, i was going with analogy. so haters, piss off.) so then i thought, maybe i should go with the "it looks like one of those graffiti walls like like 1000 colors of illegible content" color schemes, but i dont know. i like sarahs method (the black, electrical tape style), but if im going to mask it, i still feel like color is more... fun? i dont know...

any thoughts crew?