Who Wants A CHAIN WHIPPING!?!?!

i cant help but think how disney this looks! its like, when you go into that gigantic pink castle in disney land, if your lucky, you can find the "hidden chambers" that are just off the kings room - repleat with concessionary stand, various plush dolls, disney branded paraphernalia, et cetera - and yet, things are just a bit askew; whens the last time you saw a happy disney employee dressed in rubber? or weilding a whip?

hrm.... wait a minute...